Reblogged: Paid to poop



Next time you are feeling bad at work just remember that next time you take a shit they are paying you to poop and if they buy the toilet paper you are basically wiping your ass with their money

Just remember

****~~~**paid to poop**~~~***



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I don’t need feminism because, as a first-world Western woman, the only thing that treats me like I’m oppressed is feminists.

Awww cute

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Next time a white boy starts fallin for you and you don’t wanna hear his friend zone bullshit just start talking about your period casually and frequently and he will leave

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